You are entranced by the gigantic gilt frame transcending modes in front of you. You sense that a Land of Hilarity lies beyond the gilt frame, and a scary world of shitty people further still...

CLICK to enter the INTERNET.

(Ongoing project. Some characters may appear at different places at different times.)

I am SO sorry, this tiny witch has gotten ahold of my guestbook. I think she's staging a coup? Or she's had too much caffeine.

You can still try to get the guestbook from her, just be careful!

The Slime appears to be inconvenienced by the sign it holds. At the price of its body, it carries its duty. At the price of its mind, it performs its word.

This Slime is a dumb fucking idiot who let a sign fall on it. like what kinda stupid dipshit loser lets something like that happen??

laugh at the slime laugh at it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"AAOUR YEAEEEH I AM THE SNIFFY SLIME HUFF HUFF"

This Slime is not holding up the sign at all. It is small, and thus smart, and has found a stick to do the job.