Hawker: If you're not convinced, please, take a complimentary ideology~

Everything is a sphere. You think I'm joking, but think about it. A cow is basically an oblong sphere with legs. Scientists like biophysicists even approximate cells as spheres with a diameter of 1 micron. It's just a joke but every joke has a kernel of truth.

All imperfect spheres are chasing perfection, and we can only learn from seeing perfection. How else can you know how to become better? Only the perfect spheres are worth observing. Only the smoothest spheres are valid.

Enticing, isn't it? Thank you for your delicious attention. Now...

...what would you like to purchase?